Vampire-Filled Weekend
Crazy week–sick kid, kid with oral surgery, work life that seems to have forgotten about the global recession. Bad news i that this was a low workout and writing week. : (
My reward has been to read the last installment in the Gardella series. Mmmm . . . Max.
I also had a bit of a sad discovery which is that the lyrics to my favorite Vampire Weekend song are not at all what I thought they were. Here are the real lyrics to Campus:
I’ve got to leave here, before I go
I pull my shirt on, walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
I pull my shirt on, walk out the door
Drag my feet along the floor
Then I see you, you’re walking ‘cross the campus
Cruel professor studying romances
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
Walked to class, in front of ya
Spilled kefir on your keffiyeh
You look inside and turn to the door
Drag your feet along the floor
Then I see you, you’re walking ‘cross the campus
Cruel professor studying romances
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?
In the afternoon, you’re out on the stone and grass
And I’m sleeping on the balcony after class
In the afternoon, you’re out on the stone and grass
And I’m sleeping on the balcony after class
In the afternoon, you’re out on the stone and grass
And I’m sleeping on the balcony after class
So instead of the “Cruel professor” line, I thought it was bulletproof vest. That’s exactly the kind of weird stuff one imposes on lyrics, but I love the idea of his ex wearing an emotional bulletproof vest while she’s reading romance novels.
