Miranda Phipps

I remember my mom reciting this limerick to me as a kid.  I still love it:

There once was a lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the tiger

There once was a guy from Salida,

Who asked a girl, “Hey, can I ride ya?”

To which, she replied “Of course

You might try,

but I’ve heard you prefer your own horse.”